The Most Memorable Quotes from Christmas Vacation

The Griswold's Christmas Vacation

Christmas Vacation is an iconic Christmas movie starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo. It tells the story of the Griswold family's attempts to have a perfect Christmas. The movie is filled with memorable and hilarious quotes that have become beloved by fans.

The Most Famous Quotes From Christmas Vacation

Here are some of the most famous and memorable quotes from Christmas Vacation:

• "Merry Christmas. Shitter was full." - Clark Griswold
• "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn. The clean, cool chill of the holiday air. An angelic chorus of sleigh bells ringing through the frosty air. And a ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahhh… a silent night." - Clark Griswold
• "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?" - Cousin Eddie
• "Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold
• "It's a little something I like to call… 'The Griswold Family Christmas.'" - Clark Griswold
• "Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?" - Cousin Eddie
• "That's your gift? A subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club?" - Clark Griswold
• "Yule crack up!" - Clark Griswold
• "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together." - Clark Griswold

The Legacy of Christmas Vacation

Christmas Vacation is one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time. It has become a holiday staple, and its quotes have become part of the holiday lexicon. Every year, fans of the movie recite its quotes and share in the joy and laughter of the Griswold family's Christmas Vacation.